AH! My Little Mermaid

Here's my little mermaid sunning herself!

Don't vote for Mitt Romney the LIAR!!!!

Mitt Romney will say anything to get elected President of the United States. He told people in Michigan that all the jobs that left the state will be coming back! Romney is doing drugs to tell people that!

McCain told the truth! The jobs and companies that left Michigan won't coming back!

Romney is an asshole! With a capitol A!

Don't vote for Mitt Romney!

Here's a cartoon!

Okay big deal, Hillary Clinton won the Hew Hamsphire Primary. One of the news caster's said Hillary has got to get rid of the baggage she dragging around, Bill Clinton!

Okay now! If Hillary Clinton gets elected as President who's going to be the intern underneath her desk in the Oval Office? HA!

Well Bill Clinton was hidding his family jewels down Monica Lewinsky throat! So who's Hillary going to be getting a lap dance from then? HHHMMM???

Hey New York!!!

Its time for change! Obama is going to be the next President of the United States! GREAT!!!
Now its time to change New York State Politics!

Get rid of Sheldon Silver, Speaker of the New York State Assembly, and get rid of Joseph Bruno (R) Senator, Majority leader New York State Senate! The quicker these two people are run out of office the better New York State will be!

Definitions...

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

Shawn Walker sworn in as Alderman, for the City of Oswego. Hold on to your purse strings Oswego.

Here's a picture of Shawn "The Pig" Walker. Yep! Old fat ass Walker himself will make new policies. Like a having pizza delivered during council meetings, (at tax payers expense). Also the tax payers of Oswego suffer because of Walkers weight!

Walker is going to have the chairs replaced and his desk moved in the council chamber so Walker can sit and fit behind it. And to have have a translator brought in because when Walker talks he snorts. Can't under stand Walker when he talks. Oswego is really in trouble now!

But really! Walker is so over weight he is on the verge of having a heart attack. And when you talk to Walker he puffs, talks with a lisp!

Here's a little history about Shawn Walker. You see Shawn Walker used to tend bar at Pier 42 in Oswego. Well on Sunday afternoons, Walker as soon as he opened the place his friends would show up and they have a party, all at the owners expence. Walker would order pizzas, give out free drinks. Evetually the Pier 42 was forced out of business.

Then there was this other sports bar. Walker was working there as a bar tender. Same thing! Walker partied at the bar owners expence. That establishment to also went out of business. And Walkers brother Lee "Were's the beef" Walker.

Lee Walker used to run his own cleaning service. Well Lee Walker was cleaning this grocery store all right. He was cleaing out the meat locker and it was all caught on video tape!